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Striptease Saturday: Surprise Party

Somewhere in the back I've my mind I've always thought that the only thing that could make Kristen Wig's SNL skit "surprise party" even funnier is if a hot muscle boy took off his shirt and lip-synched it. Now I am ROTFLMAO!

Striptease Saturday: Christiano Ronaldo

Although it's the opposite of stripping, Christiano Ronaldo putting his clothes on is quite the delectable tease in this little flick.

I have to believe he is magic

The brilliant branding team over at Macy's has licensed Olivia Newton John's Magic from the train wreck of a film Xanadu (1980) and now I can't get it out of my head. So like a senseless gay I've been skipping around chirping "You have to believe we are magic. Nothing can stand in our way," for the past week. So here's a quirky thing about me. I am obsessed with YouTubing covers of songs, and I couldn't have been any more thrilled at the discovery this version featuring Terri Nunn (of Take My Breath Away Berlin fame) and Dave Navarro. Here's another thing about me. I am wildly infatuated by little men with smokey mascara and tattoos. 

The Miseducation of the Spoken Word

Undoubtedly, it seems as though the heart of the black gay blogosphere is all aflutter over this Kaoz character... at least I know mine is (here and here). So what's he all about? Take a look and find out for yourself. A recent live musical set of him performing new work from his Tyler Durden Mixtape after the jump.

Striptease Saturday

My 35th birthday is coming up in a few short weeks. So if you're wondering what to get me, may I suggest hiring him as the err... uhhm... "entertainment" for the party. Oh hell, skip the party. What I really want is a private show!

Striptease Saturday: Oprah's All Male Revue

Could this be a dive into Oprah's checkered past? Or sweeps week? Personally, I'm digging dude #1 in the yellow speedo. Love it when guest judge Tyson Beckford drops his pants too!

Striptease Saturday

 I guess I'll never understand how it is that straight men do not consider wrestling to be a homosexual activity. This video brought to YouTube via krushco.com.

Or is this burning an eternal flame?

 

(wayback wednesday post) It's hard to believe I was only 14 when this song was originally released nearly 21 years ago. Back then it was one of those songs that was so overplayed I hardly payed attention to it. Now, I find it chillingly haunting. Here's a 1990-ish performance by Susanna Hoffs. This post is dedicated to my latin lover, Allen.

There's a new housewife in town!

 

As promised in today's SoundByte (see previous post) here's the juicy new promo for Desperate Housewives Season 7. It looks as though we've got a new neighbor on Wysteria Lane. Could it be Wilhelmina Slater? No, that show's over.  But it looks as though Vanessa Williams plans to 'bring it' to Fairview this season on Desperate Housewives. The showdown begins Sunday, September 26th so set your DVRs!

Gaga for Brandon Jennings

 

Could that be Milwaukee Bucks point guard Brandon Jennings "vogueing" to Love Game. Yes, I think so... (via here).

Striptease Saturday

Chicago-based photographer John Gress brings us this behind-the-scenes clip with his model and, uhmm, workout partner, Orlando M. The striptease part comes in around the :40 second mark with a salacious booty show. See more at John's blog here.

Way Back Wednesday

I remember loving this film when I first saw it as a kid nearly 25-years ago. I recently watched it Netflix for the first time since then and it has secured its spot as one of my all time favorites. If you're looking for an "oldie but goodie" I highly recommend revisiting Stand By Me. It makes me wonder what River Phoenix's career could have been had he lived. It's almost hard to believe that he would have turned 40 this year. 

If you don't have Netflix, Stand By Me is also available via VOD and DVD at Amazon.

'tease saturday...

 

Okay... again, no real stripping going on here, but this dude is effin hot as hell and he has a ton of workout videos over on YouTube. I could watch all day for a little...uhhmm... inspiration...

Striptease Saturday

 

Aahhh, yes, time for "Striptease Saturday." What do we have here? It looks like a little amateur locker room footage featuring a group of exotic jocks speaking some language I don't understand (Portuguese? French?). Look for an extra special treat around the :24 second mark.

Enrique loves his gay fans!

I don't know what it is about this skinny m*ther f*cker but I'd so do him in a heart beat. Did I just call him an m-eff-er? Well, I guess that just means I think he's super hot. Here, on Lopez Tonight, he discusses his recent "crotch shot" and his gay fan base. It's a pretty long clip, but be sure to stick around to 7:18 for this quote:

"I have a pretty big gay audience and I love them."

Striptease Saturday

 

Okay, so there's no booty shakin' going on in this video, but still lots of nice pecs and deltoids to feast your eyes on. Also, it's some what inspirational.

Way back Wednesday: Apple vs. GaGa

 

To all those GaGa haters out there... uhmm... is it just me, or is the video to Gaga's first breakout hit Just Dance suspiciously reminiscent of Fiona Apple's Criminal? Now that's reinvention!

Striptease Saturday

Hot video of  two muscle dudes flexing. Plus they tease us with a near peek at the cheeks around 1:57.

Way Back Wednesday

I recently "re-discovered" this song when it surfaced on my Pandora app. The lyrics really speak to me for some reason...

Mine, immaculate dream made breath and skin 
I've been waiting for you 
Signed, with a home tattoo, 
Happy birthday to you was created for you 

Can't ever keep from falling apart 
At the seams 
Can't I believe you're taking my heart 
To pieces 

Oh, it'll take a little time, 
might take a little crime 
to come undone now 

We'll try to stay blind 
to the hope and fear outside 
Hey child, stay wilder than the wind 
And blow me in to cry 

Cooler than the gang?

Okay, so maybe not cooler than Kool and the Gang, but give two white dudes a guitar and a microphone and it's pretty damn "Fresh!"